Need sex. Gaining weight.
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
porn star boner night. come get it.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Found her. Shes unconscious up against the room door. Her credit card is in the keycard slot
I'm in Burlington Coat Factory. This place'd be great if you were on E. There're so many textures...
I'm kinda hoping that if I rub the right object, a genie will come out
I masterbate to the thought of you. You totally aren't just a booty call.
She makes him look at her naked pics before she sends them to someone she's actually going to fuck. I think this makes him mayor of the friend zone.
that's where you went wrong. never assume I'm adult enough to do something on my own.
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
I only gave you one rule about using the beach house: don’t get cum on anything!
You’ve seen my tits! You had to know that rule was unrealistic! Does it help that he was really cute?
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