problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
Woke up, moved an empty handle of fireball to spit blood, then put the morning cigarette out in it.
my grandma just gave me a shoebox fulled to the top with tootsie rolls and condoms with a not that said "enjoy college, find a big cock" i'm not sure how I feel about this
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
When that bartender tried to tell us he sang like Sade, I knew it was time to go
That was the night you tried to convince me you threw up your sould because your throwup was black
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
He took my Spanx off and still fucked me twice. I call that success.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
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