I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
it was like his penis was on wheels.
just saw a girl who had one of those monogrammed backpacks... her initials are VAG. is this a sign?
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
The amount of pregnancy tests I've taken in my life is unhealthy
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
Beware of calls from Dad. I just had a longer than I would care to admit convo about the ididarod. Apparently it starts tomorrow.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Her shirt said pass joints, not judgement. You're surprised she stole your wallet after?
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
I suppose writing him up is more professional than keying his car.
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