This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Bro, I met the coolest hottest chick tonight and she has the hottest friends.
Where are you?
Strip Club
I texted him to clear the air a bit, apologized if I freaked him out. No reply. So I'm gonna go ahead and fuck someone in a barn tonight.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
in the middle of fucking he asked me if i had gotten a haircut because he noticed i didnt have split ends anymore. i dont know what to think
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Stop trying to get a gf and raw dog some forest beasts like sasquatch
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
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