I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
They gave me a glowstick necklace to wear so they could locate me if I wandered off into the woods
We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
So the crazy cock blocking bitch sent her a picture of her boobs using MY phone and said: he's busy at the moment
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
I AM SO HORNY, I AM GOING TO DIE. I NEED SOMEONE TO WISH MY VAGINA A MERRY CHRISTMAS.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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