you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
at first I thought it was funny, but looking at it now, it screams "dramatic" and "medicated wipes."
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
the condom is still stuck, that's what I get for being responsible
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
There are people taking shots out of a turtle shell.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He's taking me to Tao. This is going to be so weird. How do you go on a first date with a guy that has seen you naked more times than clothed?
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
*goes to show prof a picture* *forgets tit pic is in camera roll*
A friendship for the ages born on how horny we both are
Apparently my hair turned out really good because I got my butthole licked by a stranger last night
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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