I met a girl last nite that charged by the inch. i didnt have enough money but i figured shed be a good deal for u
he literally just asked me which v neck he should wear tomorrow.
Currently separating the burrito I just stuffed in my purse from the weed in my half smoken bowl that was already in it. My what the fuck moment beats yours.
I used to not like fucking fat girls but with her gut clapping against her boobs, its like a standing ovation ever time.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Judging by my bruises, I know I took more than one tumble. I probably pulled u down w me, and then punched you in the knee. Been trying to find a place to fix my phone between naps today. Almost no place accepts hand js as currency these days. 2013 is gonna be expensive and whorey.
just really comprehended the fact that I'm getting high at the same place I used to play as a child. the nostalgia and thc is mixing together in one, intense wave. WHO HAVE I BECOME
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
Oh by "being festive" I mean make tacos for dinner.
We fired a shoe out of a medieval cannon. I know not where we got either one.
I just had a drunk lesbian experience.... How do I break it to my boyfriend??
Self care is breaking into nasa and launching yourself directly into the fucking void
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
He was tied up with the electrical tape and force fed wine from a box. It was never going to end well.
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