did not feel like going to store to get condoms last night so went to her pantry and got a sandwich bag and a rubberband
did it work?
nope
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
I had wine for breakfast at 6am, that's how visiting my parents went.
" my drug dealer just stopped by and did an elmo impression for my 2 year old nephew."
Considering who their parents are, maybe you should use vodka for the baptism.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My walk of shame is starting to become positively reinforcing; I stop by Starbucks and when I leave I look someone just heading to work.
I barfed on the cat last night. Just wanted to share.
Lots of tissues. Maybe pizza. Only time will tell. The stages of political grief.
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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