If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
what if every blade of grass was a penis?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
my passenger side seat is covered in alcoholic jello with a nude mannequin in it
Tidal wave of highness just hit. Find shelter and catnip. gloves. zebra striped car washes.
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Oh we will ALWAYS be together. Or I'll have to delete my Facebook altogether. I've drunkenly boobie trapped photos of us into every album. There's no way I'd ever have the patience to go through that deletion process.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
You would be proud of me, I did not take a dab at work today.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
i keep smelling vagina and donuts, which pretty much sumarises this morning. happy birthday.
I'm pretty sure she tried to draw a self portrait out of her vomit. Then you tried to help, but passed out in the vomit.
and eventually we just all took our pants off
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