i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Never eat 3 McGriddles and drink a carton of milk. It's like you're successfully killing self but you're alive.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
I'm currently trying to figure out how I woke up naked and handcuffed to my bed. Not real worried about class right now.
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
I feel bad for his balls. Ive never seen so much sperm. He had to be dying
I told the guy that if he didn't put enough pepperoni to earn the name " pepperoni feast", that I was gonna sue him for all he had. Believe it or not, that's all I remember.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
falling asleep on a hardwood floor changes a person
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
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