No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
No flights in Europe due to the volcano erupting. God himself is telling me to spend 4.20 in Amsterdam.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I don't give a damn about what he wants to do with his life. Personalities are for pussies.
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
I just wanted to warn you I have strep throat incase I gave it to that guy we both hooked up with on New Years.
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
If he moved really quickly from "hi I've had a crush on you for years" to "send nudes" you probably were used.
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