i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
you told me to make out with him to promote the social success of the sorority
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
I have an asthmatic alcoholic for a roommate. That can't be safe.
What is a reasonable amount of condoms to keep in my condom wallet without it being creepy that I have too many?
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
He barely got in the door before she began to shriek like a banshee and punch him. His rainbow wig is still hanging from the front porch as a "warning to all other clowns".
You found me in the back room alone eating someone else's whole birthday cake with my hands then asked me if you could join.
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
Did I run into a tree or get punched in the face?
Both.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
just learned i can hear my fish chewing his food WHILE HES IN HIS BOWL. im going to have to call you back.
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
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