Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
I never Thought the day id see a chick shove a 2liter up her vag. that happened last night
WHOA. WHOA. WTF. WHOA. TOO HIGH FOR HIM TO BE ENGAGED RIGHT NOW.
And the cops told us we were all naked.
she definitely blew him on the riverbank, some lady floated past and said "have some pride honey", amazingly awkward
the thought 'we cant do it, we're in a public place' crossed my mind, and then I realized he's succeeding if he's trying to domesticate me.
elevator sex. pronto.
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
And I feel bad.
Because we're having a serious discussion about our sex life and you're playing minecraft?
On the way home there was a guy passed out IN the road on Colfax with his pants around his ankles, completely bare assed. If he was dressed as a speed bump, he succeeded.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Honestly I don't even have room for feelings after that Taco Bell
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
Dude, never piss off a hungover boss.
I woke up with my shoes on but pants in the fish tank
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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