I don't think your that much of a whore. your like a whore-let. a mini whore.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
walkin around the woods blazed, drawing pictures of trees and plants, i get a grade for this
I just got off a plane from Mexico. At least 15 passengers dashed to the bathroom throughout the flight. Can you tell its spring break?
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
My dream of liquor pitchers came true
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
No he exists. Who else tells me no matter how drunk I am to pull out. He's watching over me so my bastard doesn't get created.
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I greatly enjoy being related to her. Even if is it only by a penis.
Bringing families together since 1987
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
Somehow I ended up in a different costume dancing with some tree of a guy in the basement bathroom, what did you give me?
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
If the guys trying to booty call text me could see me right now in some raggedy pajamas with toothpaste down the front of my shirt eating pepperoni out of the package they might change their minds
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