I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
I just dumped out my gym water bottle and filled it with white wine. This is the end.
I try to help out whenever I can. Speaking of rough nights I woke up half naked on Brady's couch with bloody paper towels duct taped to my foot.
when it says do not use on the face or genital areas, it MEANS do not use on the face or genital areas.
Getting cock-blocked by Jeff Bridges. NOT OKAY.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
He asked me what I wanted the cake to say and I then asked him if "I'm sorry for throwing up in your bed last night" was too long. He said it was...
She deserves a chance to suck my penis. This is America. Its her God given right.
I haven't received a dick pic from him lately. He's not even my boyfriend and I'm concerned. I hope he's alright.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I just wrote my resume on the same park bench I got felt up at in freshman year of highschool... I've truly come full circle
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
My mom purposely got me drunk so I can stay at her house bc "we don't spend enough time together." I blacked out anyway, so we didn't spend time together regardless.
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