we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
he just made me do "this little piggy" to his toes.
She hash tagged the word blow job in her text. Tonight's going to be good.
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
I know I'm not the first to fuck in a park but i deserve props for doing it at 3pm. On a sunny day might I add.
by "whatever happens, happens" i meant "we are totally hooking up again on tuesday." i thought that was obvious.
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
And I might get them triple pierced after that
Damn, I didn't realize you'd declared war on airport metal detectors
I have got to stop letting people hang ornaments from my nipple ring.
Tis the season.
Come back. Shots need mouths.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
You should not have followed "the guy who peed in my bed" with "he smells good."
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
I was so high I could TASTE the fillings in my teeth
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