is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
Half my face is frozen, my vagina is broken, I'm wearing only gym shorts eating a plate of mashed potatoes, avatar is on my tv. There's a naked guy on my couch whose name idk. I needa talk to you asap
I've been drunk in my life. But I've never been "crying in 5 Guys at 1 in the afternoon" drunk
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i came so hard i kicked through my windshield
Dude you spent 20 minutes on the phone with dominos answering machine trying to order a pizza
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
at that point, I wouldn't blame you because I'd be so ashamed I couldnt even have sex with myself.
So the remote for the camera in the photo booth must have gotten dropped on the floor. while you were in there. having a threesome. on the floor of the room where my parents stay when they visit me. so thanks.
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
His sister hates me so I took his virginity on her bed
my roomie eats chipotle far too often. when i was looking for a bag to throw up in I had my choice of a wlamart bag and 10 chipotle bags
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