dude.. you lit a cigarette on the bus and told the driver it was okay because you were fire marshall of your boy scout troop
You were so trashed that when you dropped your fruit rollup on the floor, you just sat next to it and cried.
Ed hardy stationary at walmart. I'm betting snookie wishes she knew how to write
taking a shot every time they compare curling to a real sport
it was literally the size of a crayloa marker. i didnt know what to do with it so i just sat there
We are two peas in an std pod
Your like the Mozart of blow jobs, you make every other girl seem like cheesy elevator music.
By the way, playing "guess who I had sex with last night" was a great way to start a Thursday, or any day
Look if 10 am was too early to go barrel tasting the winery would not be open.
Did you hook up with him before or after he shaved off half of his eyebrow?
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
When in doubt, it's too much cheese
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
This is why I only drink in places with a C or D health rating
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
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