Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
I meant to thank you again for giving up a potential interracial threesome to come to my party. I'm glad you stayed!
Sounds like sex on a twister board.
An idea that is both hilarious and intriguing...
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
U offered to motor boat her and it somehow turned into u two going on a sunset cruise in Newport. At 3am.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
Remember the couple Steve and I heard and rated their sex based on the bed squeaks cuz we couldn't sleep through the noise? We got them back. They turned up the radio to drown us out.
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
He was all “please don’t bail because I’m missing work for this” last night
Honey no, I need dick. I’m not going to bail
Can you cover for me after lunch? I’ve never seen a guy who cums as much as my new Side Dick so now I need to clean the house before my husband gets home
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