yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
Wow... that's disturbing man, and their not even my balls
imagine how many guys you'd have sex if you didn't recieve your monthly gift.
GET THE DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH AND CHECK FACEBOOK.
I tried to show my boob for free volcano tacos at taco bell last night. Not boobs. Just boob. The manager wasn't allowing it.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
It's awesome, he has so much more free time now that he's not screwing other girls behind my back
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
I'm just trying to absorb as much of the fluids from the carpet as I can.
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Now that I'm sober, I'm realizing you put your name in my phone as "wowww"
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
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