we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
Fake titties should be able inflate and deflate like tires. So on Saturday you can put on your Double D hooker titties or Sunday put on your size B church tits.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Handicvap rails on the toilet atre soooooo fuckin handy right nmow.
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
He's eating a sriracha ravioli sandwich. How do you think the night is going?
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
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