they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
his semen tasted like maple syrup. no wonder fat girls always wanna fuck him.
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
My suggestion that we all just smoke some weed was greeted with a uncomfrotable silence and a 'maybe later'. These are not our people
I fell asleep to him stroking my ass calling it his precious.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
I've reached too hung over to move status will you bring me something to drink?
I moved out 2 weeks ago remember?
Can you ship it to me then?
Bitch, I been tryna reach you all day to talk to you about these Dorito tacos.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
I wanna snuggle with you as we feed each other chipotle burrito bowls and that's just where I'm at right now
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