thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I am currently prioritizing my hw by splitting into things i can and things i cant do drunk. Oh college
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
Stalkers don't have time for showers...it's a full time job
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
I'm sorry. But when a stripper driving a Bentley tells me I have potential..... I gotta at least listen to her proposal. God did not mean for me to waste these tits on law school.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
I love you with the passion of a thousand FUCKBOYS during the height of week 1 texting
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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