Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
My underwear smells like fireworks.
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am too hungover to address any of this right now, every time i move it feels like i'm being bitch slapped by the hand of God
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
Walked back to my room from the bus last night and all I see is 3 of my friends on the porch chugging whiskey and then throwing up in unison
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Typing up notes at the bar and doing shots with the bartender until close on a Wednesday. This is what my second year of law school has become.
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just want nice things and good sex
Just got a 15 minute lecture from a drag queen about how bisexuality doesn't exist. Cher would be so disappointed in her.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
Just had someone from Hells Angels snort coke off my tits...so I'm pretty much done with life now. 💀
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
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