whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
My mom just told me to drench my entire body in vodka for 20 minutes. I have never been this russian. no one has ever been this russian
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
I made the bartender pinky promise me there was still vodka in my drinks.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
Oh shit that's not good dude. I'd head straight for Williamsport hospital the first ingredient in that shit is lithium batteries. You don't want to know what the second one is
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
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