What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
we'll penetrate his innocence with our dicks
It's always exciting to touch a new boob.
gonna sleep on the stairs... to drunk to keep going up, way to drunk to go down, gonna find a comfy spot right here... its safer that way
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
U asked everyone for their hoodies so u could "safely hug the cactus"
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Yes, yes I will fake crap in his house for you.
if i dont text back till morning its cause i turned my phone off and changed my password to something i wont remember to stop myself from drunk texting...RESPONSIBILITY
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
All I remember is me taking my automatic nerf gun getting on top of him and saying..."look whos in control now!"
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Holy shit he’s stupid hot! If you don’t hurry up and make a move my ovaries are going to march over there and introduce themselves
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