I'm so fucking centered right now
And my dad told him he was a great looking guy. and then added "no homo" after.
i just wasnt prepared to have the baby of one of two french firemen. threesomes are too confusing.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
No, we will not be going out tonight. We are trying to grow the toy donkey in whiskey rather than water. Serious fucking science. Have fun at the boring bar while we Bill Nye it up in this bitch.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
I need to stop getting drunk and telling people it isn't "about them."
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
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