how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
This is much more drunk than i was intending for a wednesday
Well we're gonna drink when we get home and I just invited the cab driver to play beer pong
I woke up naked, with the lights on, using my backpack as a pillow and a pillow as a blanket.
YOU CAN'T BASE A RELATIONSHIP OFF A PENIS
I LIKE HIS TONGUE TOO.
You know you're a whore when you color code your calendar with who you slept with on what day incase you have ANOTHER pregnancy scare
He wanted to drink hypnotic from my butt crack. I need to move out this state.
jake and the teradactyl broke up, operation get high and find him a new girl who hasn't had sexual experiences with three delts simultaniously is in full effect.
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I did cocaine with my cab driver all night. It was the best date.
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
I'm still not 100% sure who I'm sleeping with
I HAVE A FLAME THROWER. COME SEE IT. IT’S SAFE AND WORKS.
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