The 3 of us think it's time to start drinking.
3?
Me, myself and I
Oh no, it isn't official until she poops.
I just threw up while getting a haircut. I'm never trying to accomplish stuff with a hangover again.
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
I really want to shower but i'm afraid i'll sober up. My mouth feels like a stripper pole too...
Oh god. It's like a broken faucet. My guts sound like a bilge pump clogged with golf balls and cake frosting.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
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