so just incase you wake up on the couch wondering how you got there--you came home at 7am, put ice in a cup--then you proceeded to put the cup in the microwave and melt it because you "wanted water". you then, fell down the stairs while saying "you don't know me" then crawled to the couch.
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
Have fun at school today. Try to hide that you're a whore. The other girls will like you better that way.
Been in the ER for 3 hours now. This hospitals transition to paperless is not going well. But my doctor looks like Elton John and just gave me percocet
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
Just hook me up with your dad already stop being selfish
Promise me you won't have sex in my room
I can't promise you that, but I promise you that I'll try
Might want to in your tub tho. That thing is fucking huge.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Took pain meds with RumChata this morning. It's like morning milk but better
If I'm going to keep blacking out this much I need to start taking more pictures.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
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