my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I feel great
I just peed on a car
I'm to the point in my high that every song eventually turns into Lady Gaga
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
Within 24 hours, I went to a feminist documentary screening with two state reps and you hate fucked a rent-a-cop on the helipad of your hospital. Somewhere our lives went in different directions.
I still make more money.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
Well he fell three stories from the balcony and still had the strength to fuck me for 2 hours.
low point in my life last night. licked pizza grease off my iphone screen..
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
No i dont need a babysitter i have my cats. Cats can dial 911 ya know
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
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