Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
i have this theory that all the people in the world who dont like mayonnaise had very bad encounter with jizz once
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
Theres a live mouse in the toilet. Goddamn you this is why I don't party here
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
Then you shook your fists at the sky and explained to us that losing a sneeze is like losing an orgasm
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
It's the never-ending clusterfuck that is my love life
So my balls are accidently making an appearance on snapchat
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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