I wannas sexs uuuuu
Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
Buhtt sex?
These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
She makes me want to have breakfast margaritas every day
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
She just asked me if I was going to stay the night. I responded "I know that we are upside down".
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
The logic in me says "don't text him" .But the vagina in me says "text him".
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