All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
separated laundry into 'got laid' and 'didn't get laid' piles.
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
so she sprained her ankle somehow and her friend had to carry her out while all 7 of us watched. do we even need to vote on that or is that automatic induction into the hall of shame?
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I make your heart skip a beat like that pivotal moment when you open a public toilet lid
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
I keep telling myself last night was not real, not real, not real. Then I remember I can't move. This hangover is too fucking real.
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
She just rubbed her face up and down my six pack cooing. Equal measure of weird and hot.
Next time I will hook the Xbox before I get high I spent 30minuts thinking I was playing the Simpsons game when it was in reality a tv episode
the next morning we realized we didnt speak the same language... guess i subconsciously did learn a little german last semester. thanks study abroad.
ah the experiences a semester in Vienna can give you. Frau would enjoy knowing that even while sleeping during class you still managed to learn enough german to get laid
well it was naive of you to actually think you're the only bday sex he had lined up for him today. I'm just suprised he actually had a line forming outside of his room
How do I word.. " hey, I need you to fuck me really hard and see if you or I can feel my birth control. No worries, this is just an experiment." In a nice way without them feeling used.
we should get together and get drunk.
On a Monday?
don't discriminate against mondays.
Randomize
