Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm talking like I woke up and her bra was spinning around caught on my ceiling fan
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
You should make it a point to use vocabulary that is competition appropriate around him, like "champion" and "training" and "victory sex"
There is a girl in my drunk limo who hasn't seen an uncircumcised penis. Hook me up with a picture.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
You said you wanted to wrap his dick in a tortilla and make a spicy burrito. Let me just say, most girls don't have this hard of a time getting laid.
Can we pretty pretty please go to Mardi Gras tomorrow? I promise I'll be a good girl and not puke in a pledges car
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
You have GOT to stop kicking in his kitchen door. Just wait for him to open it next time.
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