better yet, through the bookshelves. like an intellectual glory hole
I'm in the dining hall. that same guy is here again, the one who sits alone and talks to his silverware.
i just lost my virginity for the 9th time. when will guys stop believing that nonsense line
Meanwhile I am sitting on the couch with a 32 ounce rum and coke trying to decide if I'm too drunk to go get french fries.
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Just because I don't want to be her booty call doesn't mean I wanna stop getting tit pics. I'm a sucker for double D's
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Would you please stop exposing your tits on my couch?
Fuck you, my tits are fabulous
I have banged to "The Emperor's New Groove" way more than could possibly be reasonable.
Don’t say some truly stupid shit like that to me. In a kitchen. Where the knives are kept
I don't know..He walked out of your room with a kraft single..and blood on his shirt...He really wanted cheese.
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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