Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Is snow just God skeeting all over the place??
Yes. Yes it is.
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
He walked door to door asking if anyone needed to get laid. Surprisingly, that ended his drought
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Still stoned. I like your bong. It can stay. No others, though.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
Randomize
