were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
whenever I think of his sister, I just picture a chick with a huge beard
She's like the pied piper of lesbians.
I owe her a pancake or a second hand orgasm
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He's more than prepared to help us move. Dude brought sunscreen, cans of Coke, and Captain Morgan.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I cannot even describe to you the most amazing ass I have ever had the pleasure of seeing walk up the stairs in front of me just now.
Mixing coffee with vodka may have been a bad choice, I feel like I'm pregnant and the baby is trying to perform a c-section from the inside.
I literally walked into the toilet, looked at my reflection, said "alcohol" and went back to bed...
I don't know if your celebrity crush has ever asked you for nudes, but it's fucking awesome
I'm drinking apple juice and champagne while watching crossroads..like the classy bitch that i am.
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
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