The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I just saw a man vacuming his front lawn. What is this world coming to?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
no one is here. wer drinking in the beer garden in the dark and we stole a bucket of blue paint off the sidewalk. now her legs are blue.
Honey, I don't care how "classic you" this is. It's not gonna matter if we can't find you in the morning.
i figured out i could get from the downstairs bar to the upstairs bar AND grab pizza by going through the kitchen. it was the greatest discovery of my life besides the flabongo.
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
It's Scottsdale, it shouldn't be this hard to find drugs.
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
I wore his All-American medal during sex. I came in first that night.
I believe in your delicious
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
sexting just seems like too much work right now.
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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