what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Woke up with a retainer in my boxers and about ten chicks passed out around me. now I feel like something out of Cinderella, trying to find whose teeth fit in the glass retainer.
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
No, he's fine. He only wanted to know why there were traffic pylons in the living room and how the peanut butter got on the ceiling.
As i was blowing him Silent Night came on his iTunes. I said "it isn't christmas" and he moans "yeah it is."
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
He got kicked out 3 times. I have no idea how he kept getting back in. I saw him walking on the highway the next morning.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
Dude, running 15 min late.
Let's play a game, you pay for all the drinks I can finish before you get here. Go.
Randomize
