yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I wanna thank you for having such slutty friends growing up. Your a great little sister
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
My vag has a bald spot. That is so middle aged. Is this my midlife crisis?
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I have good news and bad news. Bad news, she's not in porn. Good news, I found porn.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
You know for a guy who frequently jumps into stuff without thinking it through, your can do spirit is lacking on this one
Oh yeah, nothing says welcome home like walking in on your parents having sex on your bed while the dog is watching, they told me to wait until they were done...
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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