This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
all of your clothes are in the front law. btw..sprinklers go on in 20 minutes
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
having my hair in braids makes puking so easy. i am being an indian every halloween
Remind me tomorrow to take that ball-gag out of my purse.
I don't remember much, but my night is dated pre-Jaeger and post-Jaeger. Also, my boss may or may not have tucked me in.
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
I just...no. You make my soul cry. You are giving me karma-cancer. This torture of my majesticness can no longer be tolerated.
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
We got signed out of jail by an Uber driver. I think that qualifies as a great first night of college
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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