We're pre-gaming then going to chuck e cheese's.
If you're joking I'm going to be sad
Singing into hair straightener during spice girls....sooo dangerous
the biggest problem in our relationship is that im team edward and my boyfriend is team jacob
dude she was givin me head and stops and looks up at me and tells me she loves me, then goes ''alright now cum in my mouth''.... pretty sure shes the one
Hey, I can't find my bed frame. Do you know who took it?
I have been sober for so long that I miss hangovers... what is happening to this summer?
I found him with a guitar and his kitten in his room. He was singing a song he'd titled "you're a cat". Guess what most of the lyrics were...
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I'm glad you threw up in my bed because now we talk.
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
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