So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
Just took last nights make up off with a sock. That hungover.
It's a sit down to pee kind of hangover
So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
I am sitting in my lingerie, eating frozen cookie dough out of a bowl, and watching family. My hump day is going great
GO RIDE HIS EYEBROWS INTO THE SUNSET
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
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