so he tried marking my clit with a sharpie so he could "find it again next time".
she screamed "gravy"!!! in the guys face and then stole the very large mans food in line ahead of us... that was just the beginging of the police report.
I still can't believe you had sex with someone who willingly went by Peaches.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
Just walked into a random hotel for the free breakfast. How was your night?
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
I think i should wear mittens next time we have sex.
I just sent a bad sext to my sister. There's not even a way to damage control this, is there?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I need a pedicure
You need to go to planned parenthood
I shouldn't have to tell you to stop throwing knives at me.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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