please tell me you remember why "7 days" is written above my bed in red marker
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
They told me I stole 50 buns and a bottle of mayo and would whisper in their ears to look under my shirt to see what was for breakfast... benefit of starting to drink at 9 am
Just paid a $5 cover at a bar I stumbled by so I could puke in a toilet and not in public.
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I've been drinking vodka for the last 12 hours at the beach and can't see straight and have awesome hair.
LIFE IS #1 SOMETIMES
IF WE WERE REALLY BEST FRIENDS FOREVER YOU GUYS WOULD AGREE TO A WATCHING A PORNO PARTY
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
I don't know which is worse, the fact that his name is Kevin or the fact that he has a pornstache.
he's really high and upset. he just found out alice from the brady bunch died
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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