I don't care how bad it tastes, i just put it in my mouth and deal with it
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
I swear if it wasn't for meeting for drug dealers @ gas stations, i would never remember to get gas.
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
I need to stop getting in the car with my dad when im rolling balls. I think he's starting to notice my eyes aren't usually completely pupil
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
that is either the most profound and meaningful thing i've ever heard, or someone got high before noon again.
how much do I hate his dog? was just googling to see if you can rent a hungry eagle for the weekend hate.
We poured all the Fireball on the Slip and Slide and long story short I have two black eyes.
I'm using emojis for drug deals now. It's time to kill me.
I just made myself orgasm twice and Laura lee hit 4 million subscribers. It’s a good day everywhere
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