I just blew up the bathroom at work and now I feel like a new woman
Crap im kindd 0f drunkk we just hooked up in a mcdonalds parking lot but i dont know why how we are here
did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
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We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I feel like I'm in a bed a bagels and mistakes.
I am getting drunk. And i'm going to paint my face and slide down the stairs like Pochahontas. Goodbye
Speaking is such a hard concept right now
Couldn't find any balloons, so we're doing whippets out of condoms. Being a ho has its benefits.
Well my sources tell me she just happens to appear in an episode girls gone wild.
I know someone that will spend hours looking for her. He also has many of said movies. And I will do it for free!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I woke up naked to an alarm set for 11:18 pm and missing a shoe. How was your night?
If tits could talk, mine would be bragging
You were more fun when you didn't have morals.
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