They need to add a relationship status option on fb that says "having the baby of..."
how much land on farmville do you have now? i sold all my shit to make room i need more money... these animals need to know I'm running a business not a charity.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
Did you pluck my eyebrows one night when I passed out?
Don't byou dare ruin egg salad by putting your penis in it that would be so sad.
I'm getting to the point of going up to a guy and saying "Hi I'm maggie and i can put my foot behind my head"... That desperate.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
Yeah haha but we have no idea where his keys are. Last night was awful. Him and Chancey were in a fully embraced bro hug at one point. Both crying.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
If only he'd realize the fondness I have for his genitals.
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