The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Should I have kids to fix a relationship??
Apparently I signed "I love you" on my bar tab last night.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
He just kept pointing to each of us saying "arrested, arrested, arrested"
If I am going to pay someone to make me puke, it's going to be the bartender.
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
be right there i have to get my cape
Btw "you gettin a workout in" isn't a great gym pickup line. Like no I'm fucking grabbing lunch on my way to class.
Thanks for being the best husband and reassuring my fuck buddy that you're comfortable with my adultery. You da real MVP.
I'm tired of you and your emotional constipation. WHY DO YOU CLOSE YOUR EYES WHEN WE MAKE LOVE!?
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