i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
its like accelerated beer pong for children.....we train champions young
so some random man just messaged me on facebook "tig ol bitties" should i be concerned?
Doubtful. That seems irresponsible. The 4th will kill you if you stopped drinking until then. Let's think logically.
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Do you know what's great about Canada?..... There will always be a Tim Hortons on my walk of shame route
The gay viking and his eqyptian 'queen' hooked up on our couches. They pushed them together to make a bed. Innovative, but awkward to come home from work to at 7 am.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I've spent all afternoon taking and editing selfies. The life of a bimbo is truly tiring.
Oh my god I haven't had mozzarella sticks since I banged that Applebee's waiter
I look at it as community service. He was going through a rough time and I gave him an ego boost. That's how we're going to remember it. I was doing a good deed lol
Why were u walkin around mc with a toilet bowl lid handcuffed to u and carrying a stuffed Teddy bear last night?
Grandpa just whipped it out and started pissing on the way to the game stuck in traffic. I saw EVERYTHING. :(
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